Updated: Sep 18, 2019
In our Post-Obamacare America, not to be mistaken for David Hogg’s post-genocidal America, whatever that is, insurers will offer you discounts to worship pagan gods of Hinduism, Buddhism or Jainism. All you have to do is pretend the act of Yoga isn’t a spiritual exercise that seeks to yoke or unionize your soul with the “energy of the universe.”
Whatever that means. No, I know what it means. You regularly hear the term “universe” in the secular world to describe that which controls chance and fate by those who refuse to worship the true creator of the universe known as the God of Abraham. In other words, because, if you’re not with God you’re with the devil, the term “universe” is really just a euphemism for Satan – the god of love and tolerance.
The act of willingly attaching your soul to the universe, by spiritually blinding yourself to the truth that the creator of the Universe gave us in the Bible, is like eating the apple from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, even though you know the cost of doing so by virtue of having read the story in the Bible.
Those in India have been doing Yoga for a few thousand years, not as a way of life, but as a way to death. One goal is to blank out the mind and reach a state of blankness while living, but the ultimate goal is to end the horror of reliving your life over and over and over through reincarnation. They have pretty words for their rituals, but I don’t care.
While they define enlightenment as a blank mind, they starve their people and worship cows. As well, they oftentimes refuse to help those in need because they perceive those in need to be working off their sin in another reincarnated body. If they help them, the one in need will somehow fail to work off the sin. Good excuse I guess. Bottom line, the goal of Yoga is to seek a death without eternity.
Doesn’t that sound exactly like the opposite of what Jesus offers to anyone who believes that he is the Messiah? John 3:16:
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
The goal of Yoga is to escape the hell of three thousand years of worshipping pagan gods that offer nothing but an eternity of repetition and chaos for the soul. Worshipping these gods is so bad that those who do so are begging for death. That sounds awful. A logical man would ask, “Why am I worshipping these gods?” But there’s no logic to the spiritually blind.
The poses of Yoga are nothing more than ways to worship these gods and meditate on them, perhaps in hopes that they will spare you another lifetime of misery. These poses are also ways that these pagan gods, aka demons, prefer your body to be positioned when they enter you and seek to spiritually blind you.
I know, the average American yogart doesn't worship these gods consciously. They just want the work out. But ask yourself a few questions. Would a Christian kneel down on a magic carpet facing Mecca five times a day? Would a Satanist kneel before a cross that wasn't upside down and do a prayer that didn't have anything to do with celebrating Jesus' death? Would a Christian worship the Reform Jew's golden calf? - No, No and No. Then why would anyone not wanting to be possessed by the demons of false gods want to prostrate their bodies in meditation the way these false gods prefer us?
Don’t believe in the spiritual blindness? Tell your Yoga friends about how they’re worshipping demons. You might as well paint a picture of Mohammed in a room full of AK-47'ed terrorists wearing suicide vests.
I don’t care if they are Christians, they will still stick up for Yoga. They will deny the warnings of God because the spiritual blindness means that much to them.
1 Timothy 4:
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
Now, what do we know about Satan? The greatest trick Satan ever pulled was to convince man he didn’t exist. Satan doesn’t come at you head on and say, “Hi, I’m Satan, I’m here to take your soul and get you kicked out of heaven like me.” Nah, he’s sneaky, and he offers you the world, many times in the form of money.
We also know that Satan loves to have sex with humans. He’s a slave to the flesh. The guy just can’t get enough of his perversions. He was the first homosexual, the first transvestite, the first rapist, the first pedophile, the first beastialitist. You name it, he’s had sex with it.
Don’t believe me? Look at the Satanists’ image of their god. The Baphomet is a horned goat with woman’s boobs and a man’s wooden penis wrapped with snakes. He’s a trannie goat doing Yoga.
It’s no wonder that the head of the Satanic Temple Lucien Greaves says that more than 50% of their members are LGBTQ. Not many of these Yoga-performing folks want anything to do with worshipping the God who wiped out Sodom and Gomorrah for the mere lack of a righteous person.
And that explains why most folks know of only one single Yoga position. You already know you’re about to read “downward-facing dog.” It’s probably the only one you know because it’s the favorite position of the devil himself. You are facing downward. You don’t see him coming at you from the front, and you definitely don’t see him sneaking up on you, which is what he’s doing. You have your butt in the air for him. He can’t resist his own temptations. Sometimes the devil tempts you, and sometimes you temp the devil.
When he sees you offering your butt to him, he’s like, “It’s peanut butter jelly time. It’s peanut butter jelly time.” He’s a freakin’ perverted monster. That glow you get from Yoga might not be from the so-called exercise after all. I guess the yogarts can paraphrase the feminists, "My booty, my choice." That's a good excuse, but remember, Satan is tolerant. He doesn't discriminate between men and women. As long as you got a soul, he wants you.
Yeah, that’s Yoga. Worship false gods, yoke your soul to the energies of the “universe” and get sodomized by a trannie goat.
But it’s healthy, and your insurer is offering you money to do it, just like the devil will offer you money for your soul. I guess that’s no surprise though. Obama forced all insurance plans to cover the cost of sacrificing of babies to Baal and Moloch. Why wouldn’t he make them encourage you to commune with Satan in the way Satan prefers?
That said, go and ask your insurance company for a discount because you regularly meditate on the Word of God in the Bible. They’ll hang up the phone, come to your house, knock on your door, call you intolerant and laugh at your face. Satan's tolerance is only for those who celebrate their sins, and not for those who aren't spiritually blinded to the need to repent of those sins. If the Democrats weren’t right when they said the devil ran the insurance companies before Obamacare, they’d be right in saying it now. They put the devil in charge.